{"product_id":"goose-hoodie-sunglasses","title":"“Doesn’t Even Live Here” Goose Hoodie and Sunglasses","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome geese belong. This one… maybe not. 🪿💙\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDressed in an oversized blue hoodie and rocking a pair of sunglasses, this goose is giving off major “I’m just here” energy. Whether you’re a fan of iconic teen comedies, internet memes, or simply appreciate a goose with an attitude, this outfit is sure to get a laugh from friends, neighbors, and anyone passing by.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFun fact:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e We could have sworn the hoodie in that famous movie scene was purple… but after going back to check, it’s actually \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eblue!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Consider this your daily dose of the Mandela Effect. 😆\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🪿 Porch geese with a rebellious streak\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎬 Pop culture lovers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e😂 Anyone who enjoys a good inside joke\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💙 Adding a little personality to your feathered friend\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlue hoodie sized for a 23” plastic standard porch goose\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSunglasses with strap in back for security\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGoose sold separately 🪿\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery outfit is carefully selected to help your goose become the neighborhood’s favorite conversation starter. Because life is just better when your porch goose has a little attitude.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Porch-a-Geese","offers":[{"title":"Blue","offer_id":43073288994878,"sku":null,"price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple","offer_id":43073289027646,"sku":null,"price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0658\/7845\/8430\/files\/FullSizeRender.heic?v=1783477458","url":"https:\/\/porchageese.com\/products\/goose-hoodie-sunglasses","provider":"Porch-a-Geese","version":"1.0","type":"link"}