“Doesn’t Even Live Here” Goose Hoodie and Sunglasses

Some geese belong. This one… maybe not. 🪿💙

Dressed in an oversized blue hoodie and rocking a pair of sunglasses, this goose is giving off major “I’m just here” energy. Whether you’re a fan of iconic teen comedies, internet memes, or simply appreciate a goose with an attitude, this outfit is sure to get a laugh from friends, neighbors, and anyone passing by.

Fun fact: We could have sworn the hoodie in that famous movie scene was purple… but after going back to check, it’s actually blue! Consider this your daily dose of the Mandela Effect. 😆

Perfect for:

• 🪿 Porch geese with a rebellious streak
• 🎬 Pop culture lovers
• 😂 Anyone who enjoys a good inside joke
• 💙 Adding a little personality to your feathered friend

Includes:

• Blue hoodie sized for a 23” plastic standard porch goose
• Sunglasses with strap in back for security

Goose sold separately 🪿

Every outfit is carefully selected to help your goose become the neighborhood’s favorite conversation starter. Because life is just better when your porch goose has a little attitude.